-Being obscenely drunk before you should even be pre-gaming
-Almost getting hit by passing motorcycles
-Power bombing your lovely girlfriend on the hood of an Altima (according to Officer). It was in jest!
-Bad sushi (with the exception of spicy crunchy tuna)
-Getting in serious fights over non-serious things, like how much you hate the placement of a bouncers stamp or the way the bartender is looking at you
-Extreme inebriation
-Fun
-A passive aggressive attitude that may or may not work against you (must be the Sake & Beer combo working against each other)
-Texting a girl you barely know you want yo f&%k her with your donkey dick (Officer)
-Her replying "EHHHHH AWWWW"
-PHENOMENAL sex
-PHENOMENAL hangover
L2H Verdict: Make it happen
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